Time: 1:45 pm today
Location: Kitchen table
Me: I'm hungry.
Husband: ---
Me: Yeah, I know "eat something"
Husband: ---
Me: I already looked. There's nothing I want.
Husband: I ate all the cheese.
Me: Yeah, I noticed. I was gonna make one of those cheese thingies.
Husband: Sorry
Me: It sucks to be me
Husband & Me: (LAUGHTER)
