Me: (walking towards the kitchen) What is that noise? What are you doing?
Husband: I just emptied the dishwasher.
Me: You what? It is going to snow! There will be an earthquake! It's the end of the world! You have never emptied the dishwasher before.
Husband: You don't use it that much. And you're so quick putting things away. I don't care when things get put away.
Me: It's going to snow tonight.
