Friday, September 27th

Hubby and I were in the laundry room, folding clothes, and we had the funniest conversation - but I can't remember the whole thing. It took place over the span of 15 minutes, with starts and stops. Part of it went like this:

Husband: Suppose I was in a bad mood
Me: Ask me if I care
Husband: Do you care?
Me: No
Husband: So you don't care if I'm in a bad mood but I have to care if you're in a bad mood
Me: You'd better!

Husband and Me: *Bust out laughing*

Sunday, September 22nd

Me: What are you going to have for dinner? Can I make anything for you?
Husband: You're not eating?
Me: God, no! The egg and toast I had for lunch hasn't made me sick yet so maybe I'll have the same for dinner or maybe just stick with the pudding. Help yourself to as much pudding as you want!
Husband: Nah, I'm all out of whipped cream.
Me: You can't eat pudding without whipped cream?
Husband: No - I have 2 rules - if it's dessert, you put whipped cream on it; if it's any other kind of food, you put cheese on it. That's it - those are the rules.
Me: *eye roll*

Wednesday, September 18th

Husband: I'm just going to put on my napping sweatshirt and go take my nap
Me: Open a window in there...
Husband: It has gotten nicer - just one window or both?
Me: I don't care - one-both - whatever you want.
Husband: Right - Time to get some air in here!
Me: I like my air...
Husband: Oh, it's just your air? Can't some of it be my air?
Me: You're not that enthralled with it.