Me: I think I'll make your raviolis with butter and cheese and I'll use the hummus with mine.
Husband: I was just thinking the hummus sounded weird.
Me: I thought it might be for you, so I just decided to make yours with butter and cheese.
Husband: It's good that one of us is decisive
Me: Yes, and it certainly isn't YOU.
Saturday, June 6th
Me: Talking quietly to myself
Husband: What?
Me: I was talking to myself
Husband: What did you say?
Me: If I was talking to YOU, I would repeat it. But I wasn't, so I won't.
Husband: Oh..
Husband: What?
Me: I was talking to myself
Husband: What did you say?
Me: If I was talking to YOU, I would repeat it. But I wasn't, so I won't.
Husband: Oh..
Wednesday, July 3rd
Husband: Why are we going up to Glebe Market?
Me: To see if I can get some fresh fruits and vegetables.
Husband: You know what we haven't had in a long time, unless I forgot, is, what do you call it - salad.
Me: We haven't had salad in a long time because you only eat lettuce and tomatoes - no cucumbers, no radishes, no peppers - just lettuce and tomato. It's boring.
Husband: Well you can make your radishes and stuff and then just add them to your plate.
Me: I am not making 2 different salads for just 2 people besides adding the veggies separately means they don't get all covered with the salad dressing.
Husband: I don't think I have ever tasted a radish and cucumbers don't sit well with me.
Me: Radishes taste a bit peppery and it's the seeds in the cucumbers that bother you. Now they have seedless cucumbers - they're called "burpless".
Husband: Then why don't you go on-line and get on the 'burpless cucumber of the month club" list - or something.
Me: Riiight..
Me: To see if I can get some fresh fruits and vegetables.
Husband: You know what we haven't had in a long time, unless I forgot, is, what do you call it - salad.
Me: We haven't had salad in a long time because you only eat lettuce and tomatoes - no cucumbers, no radishes, no peppers - just lettuce and tomato. It's boring.
Husband: Well you can make your radishes and stuff and then just add them to your plate.
Me: I am not making 2 different salads for just 2 people besides adding the veggies separately means they don't get all covered with the salad dressing.
Husband: I don't think I have ever tasted a radish and cucumbers don't sit well with me.
Me: Radishes taste a bit peppery and it's the seeds in the cucumbers that bother you. Now they have seedless cucumbers - they're called "burpless".
Husband: Then why don't you go on-line and get on the 'burpless cucumber of the month club" list - or something.
Me: Riiight..
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