Husband: Why are we going up to Glebe Market?
Me: To see if I can get some fresh fruits and vegetables.
Husband: You know what we haven't had in a long time, unless I forgot, is, what do you call it - salad.
Me: We haven't had salad in a long time because you only eat lettuce and tomatoes - no cucumbers, no radishes, no peppers - just lettuce and tomato. It's boring.
Husband: Well you can make your radishes and stuff and then just add them to your plate.
Me: I am not making 2 different salads for just 2 people besides adding the veggies separately means they don't get all covered with the salad dressing.
Husband: I don't think I have ever tasted a radish and cucumbers don't sit well with me.
Me: Radishes taste a bit peppery and it's the seeds in the cucumbers that bother you. Now they have seedless cucumbers - they're called "burpless".
Husband: Then why don't you go on-line and get on the 'burpless cucumber of the month club" list - or something.
Me: Riiight..
