Frankie: Me-naow
Me: Frankie I can't pet you 24 hours a day.
Husband: Not exactly 24 hours, she sleeps at least 18.
Frankie: Me-naow, me-naow
Me: Frank - I can't give you all my attention, all the time. You are not the center of my universe.
Husband: No - I am!
Me: (MAJOR eye roll)
