Me: So have you decided what you're making for dinner tonight?
Husband: Yes, pizza.
Me: No - you're making Chinese.
Husband: Of course, how could I have said pizza. Chinese, just what I was thinking.
Me: I love how you always know what I want...
Wednesday, May 14th
Husband: It's a little cool out..
Me: Yes, but it's a nice cool. It would be even nicer if there was sun. Sunny and cool.
Husband: You can't have everything..
Me: That's what they keep saying but no one has ever told me why I can't have everything!
Husband: *laughs*
Me: Yes, but it's a nice cool. It would be even nicer if there was sun. Sunny and cool.
Husband: You can't have everything..
Me: That's what they keep saying but no one has ever told me why I can't have everything!
Husband: *laughs*
Tuesday, May 6th
Husband: Well another shirt hits the dust.
Me: What happened?
Husband: I scratched my arm and it bled through my shirt.
Me: Well just wash the spot with cold water.
(Husband takes shirt off, I soak and swab the blood stains with cold water)
Me: See - the blood was fresh and now it's all gone. Cold water, or club soda - stains gone.
Husband: How do you know that?
Me: How do you NOT know that?
Husband: I never read Hints from Heloise.
Me: And you've forgotten that I've been cooking, cleaning, washing, ironing, changing diapers, gardening, house painting and all that other stuff since I was 7.
Me: What happened?
Husband: I scratched my arm and it bled through my shirt.
Me: Well just wash the spot with cold water.
(Husband takes shirt off, I soak and swab the blood stains with cold water)
Me: See - the blood was fresh and now it's all gone. Cold water, or club soda - stains gone.
Husband: How do you know that?
Me: How do you NOT know that?
Husband: I never read Hints from Heloise.
Me: And you've forgotten that I've been cooking, cleaning, washing, ironing, changing diapers, gardening, house painting and all that other stuff since I was 7.
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