Sunday, June 3rd

Husband: I don't remember that we ever used clumping cat litter
Me: Well that was 6 years ago, so I don't expect YOU to remember. You have a major case of CRS
Husband: CRS?
Me: 'Can't Remember Shit'
Husband: I used to have a better memory...
Me: Yes, but you can't remember when.

Tuesday, April 10th

Me: I pick on you a lot.
Husband: Yes, you do.
Me: Well at least I'm aware of it.
Husband: And yet you continue.
Me: And yet you keep annoying me.

Friday, February 2nd 2018

Me: And now I have hiccups!
Husband: ---
Me: Wow, I can't even remember the last time I had hiccups.
Husband: Well, enjoy them.
Me: ---