Saturday, February 16th

Me: By the way, we're having eggs for dinner. Scrambled, fried, poached, omelet - You choose.
Husband: (looking up from his book): I have to choose? That's a big decision.
Me: That's why I'm telling you now - so you have plenty of time to think about it.
Husband: I'll have to cogitate on that...
Me: Well you have 4 hours to decide - take your time
Husband: Hmmm

Tuesday, February 12th

(Husband and I are watching television - a Valentine's Day commercial comes on...)

Husband: Is it that time already?
Me: Yup, Valentine's Day is Thursday. And don't even bother.
Husband: You mean you don't want me to run out and buy you chocolates, cards and lots of presents?
Me: No, don't even mention it. It's just another made-up commercial holiday.
Husband: But I thought we celebrated Valentine's Day as our anniversary...
Me: I am so over that...

::long pause::

Me: I love you honey.
Husband: Thanks...I love you too.