Tuesday, May 12th

Lunch Time

Me: Did you do your finger prick this morning?
Husband: Oh no, I forgot. You are a much better diabetic than I am.
Me: Were you always this forgetful?
Husband: *Earnest and thoughtful* I really don't remember.
Me: *Explosive, table thumping, choking, tears running down my face laughter*
Husband: *Very seriously* I really don't remember. Probably I've always been this way.  I think I just remember the things I'm interested in.

Friday, May 8th

Husband: There's something I'd like you to research for me.
Me: Okay- what?
Husband: I saw it on television...
Me: Okaay - what?
Husband: It's a small vacuum cleaner that works on real batteries, like the ones on power tools.  It might be better than ones we have.
Me: Okay - I'll check it out.
Husband: I think it's by Hoover but I want to see what the reviews are. It might suck.
Me: But honey, it's a vacuum cleaner - isn't it supposed to suck?
Husband: Very funny....