Lunch Time
Me: Did you do your finger prick this morning?
Husband: Oh no, I forgot. You are a much better diabetic than I am.
Me: Were you always this forgetful?
Husband: *Earnest and thoughtful* I really don't remember.
Me: *Explosive, table thumping, choking, tears running down my face laughter*
Husband: *Very seriously* I really don't remember. Probably I've always been this way. I think I just remember the things I'm interested in.
