Husband: It's nap time
Me: I think I'll make macaroni and cheese with the sausage for dinner tonight
Husband: Are you going to cut up the sausage into the mac and cheese?
Me: No!
Husband: I was thinking about how you do that with tuna.
Me: Yeah, but not with sausage.
Husband: (easing into the recliner) But you could..
Me: Yes, but since I'm cooking I'll just fry the sausage up they way they come. If you were cooking (we both laugh at that) you could do whatever you wanted.
Husband: I could cut them up and mix them in on my plate but I don't think I will.
Me: Go to sleep!
Tuesday, December 20th
(Husband and I are downstairs, Frankie the cat is upstairs in my office)
Me: That cat is driving me crazy with the computer. Wait, listen to that - she's scratching at the screen and there's nothing on it - oh, wait except the picture of BB.
Husband: Maybe she recognizes him.
Me (to BB the cat): You guys don't get stimulation here - no birds, no squirrels - you're bored, aren't you?
Husband: That's true.
Me (to BB): Well so am I, that's why I spend all my time on the computer. (To Husband): Maybe we should get the cats their own computers..
Husband: I don't know about BB but Frankie could probably learn to use one!
::laughter::
A short time later
Me: This cake isn't fresh.
Husband: Is anything?
Me: I am...
And then
Me: Who's that on the television with that horrible voice?
Husband: Some woman who got matched on eHarmony.
Me: What, - was the guy deaf?
Me: That cat is driving me crazy with the computer. Wait, listen to that - she's scratching at the screen and there's nothing on it - oh, wait except the picture of BB.
Husband: Maybe she recognizes him.
Me (to BB the cat): You guys don't get stimulation here - no birds, no squirrels - you're bored, aren't you?
Husband: That's true.
Me (to BB): Well so am I, that's why I spend all my time on the computer. (To Husband): Maybe we should get the cats their own computers..
Husband: I don't know about BB but Frankie could probably learn to use one!
::laughter::
A short time later
Me: This cake isn't fresh.
Husband: Is anything?
Me: I am...
And then
Me: Who's that on the television with that horrible voice?
Husband: Some woman who got matched on eHarmony.
Me: What, - was the guy deaf?
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