Tuesday, December 20th

(Husband and I are downstairs, Frankie the cat is upstairs in my office)

Me: That cat is driving me crazy with the computer. Wait, listen to that - she's scratching at the screen and there's nothing on it - oh, wait except the picture of BB.
Husband: Maybe she recognizes him.
Me (to BB the cat): You guys don't get stimulation here - no birds, no squirrels - you're bored, aren't you?
Husband: That's true.
Me (to BB): Well so am I, that's why I spend all my time on the computer. (To Husband): Maybe we should get the cats their own computers..
Husband: I don't know about BB but Frankie could probably learn to use one!
::laughter::

A short time later

Me: This cake isn't fresh.
Husband: Is anything?
Me: I am...

And then

Me: Who's that on the television with that horrible voice?
Husband: Some woman who got matched on eHarmony.
Me: What, - was the guy deaf?