Friday, June 26th

Me: So are you happy now - all the problems have been resolved?
Husband: Happier, yes - thanks to you.
Me: That's what I'm here for - to make sure you are happy and healthy.
Husband: What about you - do you make sure you are happy and healthy?
Me: Nope - I've told you before - I'm just sittin'  here waiting to die.