Husband: I want a little something with my coffee...
Me: Have a Milano - one won't kill you.
Husband: No, I think what I'm craving is a slice of bread with mayonnaise.
Me: Oh that is disgusting - white bread with mayonnaise.
Husband: You always make fun of the things I eat. This is good old white-people's food.
Me: It's just gross.
Husband: If it weren't so close to dinner time I would have a peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwich.
Me: THAT is beyond the pale!
