(Thanksgiving eve...)
Me: What am I going to make for dinner?
Husband: Whatever you like.
Me: *eye roll*
Husband: Order a pizza?
Me: No! No pizza! Don't want chicken, or sausage. Had fish last night and it is so boring. How about eggs?
Husband: Eggs and cheese wrapped in a tortilla! I could eat that. Do you want bacon?
Me: Of course bacon. Who doesn't want bacon? Always bacon. How could you even ask.
Saturday, November 22nd
(Large bag of cat food has mysteriously disappeared so husband made special trip to store to get a temporary supply until food order gets delivered)
Me: Why did you buy 4 bags of cat treats, you were supposed to get cat food.
Husband: They're treats? I was trying to get soft food for BB to mix in with the crunchy.
Me: Right here on the front of the bag - "Cat treats - Do not serve as a meal".
Husband: I didn't see that. Didn't they used to have soft food in packets? The store didn't have any.
Me: Yes they do - you probably didn't see them. But why FOUR bags of treats plus a bag of bag of food?
Husband: They were on sale...
Me: But they are not FOOD - they are high calorie junk!
Husband: Well I'll just put them in the back closet.
Me: And maybe they will mysteriously disappear.
Me: Why did you buy 4 bags of cat treats, you were supposed to get cat food.
Husband: They're treats? I was trying to get soft food for BB to mix in with the crunchy.
Me: Right here on the front of the bag - "Cat treats - Do not serve as a meal".
Husband: I didn't see that. Didn't they used to have soft food in packets? The store didn't have any.
Me: Yes they do - you probably didn't see them. But why FOUR bags of treats plus a bag of bag of food?
Husband: They were on sale...
Me: But they are not FOOD - they are high calorie junk!
Husband: Well I'll just put them in the back closet.
Me: And maybe they will mysteriously disappear.
Wednesday, November 19th
Me: Could you check your email later - your Capitol One statement is past due.
Husband: They usually email me a notice.
Me: I know but last month the bill was paid by the 16th, and today is the 19th. So if you don't have an email notice today can you please go into the web site and download the statement.
Husband: Okay, later.
Me: I wonder how many people keep track of when the bills are supposed to be received?
Husband: Not many, I don't think.
Me: So it's just me?
Husband: Probably.
Husband: They usually email me a notice.
Me: I know but last month the bill was paid by the 16th, and today is the 19th. So if you don't have an email notice today can you please go into the web site and download the statement.
Husband: Okay, later.
Me: I wonder how many people keep track of when the bills are supposed to be received?
Husband: Not many, I don't think.
Me: So it's just me?
Husband: Probably.
Monday, November 17th
Me: Did you see that big flap of wallpaper that's loose at the end of the hallway?
Husband: Yeah, I saw it. Hard to miss.
Me: I'm fighting a mad compulsion to pull it off.
Husband: *laughing* I had the same thought.
Me: Great minds think alike!
Husband: Yeah, I saw it. Hard to miss.
Me: I'm fighting a mad compulsion to pull it off.
Husband: *laughing* I had the same thought.
Me: Great minds think alike!
Tuesday, November 11th
Husband: I wonder if this half&half is still good. *Drinks from container* Yup, still good.
Me: I don't know how you can use that stuff on cereal. Then again I don't understand using it in coffee - totally kills the taste of the coffee. Remember when I tried that Bailey's Irish Cream coffe creamer? I liked that - it went well with the coffee. Tasty.
Husband: Why did you stop using it?
Me: Because it was day's worth of calories and it was expensive.
Husband: But you liked it.
Me: Hey, vintage champagne is tasty but I don't drink that every day either - I don't need it and it's expensive.
Me: I don't know how you can use that stuff on cereal. Then again I don't understand using it in coffee - totally kills the taste of the coffee. Remember when I tried that Bailey's Irish Cream coffe creamer? I liked that - it went well with the coffee. Tasty.
Husband: Why did you stop using it?
Me: Because it was day's worth of calories and it was expensive.
Husband: But you liked it.
Me: Hey, vintage champagne is tasty but I don't drink that every day either - I don't need it and it's expensive.
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