Husband: I wonder if this half&half is still good. *Drinks from container* Yup, still good.
Me: I don't know how you can use that stuff on cereal. Then again I don't understand using it in coffee - totally kills the taste of the coffee. Remember when I tried that Bailey's Irish Cream coffe creamer? I liked that - it went well with the coffee. Tasty.
Husband: Why did you stop using it?
Me: Because it was day's worth of calories and it was expensive.
Husband: But you liked it.
Me: Hey, vintage champagne is tasty but I don't drink that every day either - I don't need it and it's expensive.
