(Large bag of cat food has mysteriously disappeared so husband made special trip to store to get a temporary supply until food order gets delivered)
Me: Why did you buy 4 bags of cat treats, you were supposed to get cat food.
Husband: They're treats? I was trying to get soft food for BB to mix in with the crunchy.
Me: Right here on the front of the bag - "Cat treats - Do not serve as a meal".
Husband: I didn't see that. Didn't they used to have soft food in packets? The store didn't have any.
Me: Yes they do - you probably didn't see them. But why FOUR bags of treats plus a bag of bag of food?
Husband: They were on sale...
Me: But they are not FOOD - they are high calorie junk!
Husband: Well I'll just put them in the back closet.
Me: And maybe they will mysteriously disappear.
