(Thanksgiving eve...)
Me: What am I going to make for dinner?
Husband: Whatever you like.
Me: *eye roll*
Husband: Order a pizza?
Me: No! No pizza! Don't want chicken, or sausage. Had fish last night and it is so boring. How about eggs?
Husband: Eggs and cheese wrapped in a tortilla! I could eat that. Do you want bacon?
Me: Of course bacon. Who doesn't want bacon? Always bacon. How could you even ask.
