Friday, October 11th

Husband: (Poking his head inside my office door) Do you know you have something in the microwave?
Me: Yes...
Husband: Oh I thought you might have forgot. I heard the ding just as I was waking up.
Me: I just lately remembered I hadn't eaten lunch and I'm hungry
Husband: Then you should eat something
Me: That's why there is something in the microwave...
Husband: *Loud laughter*

Wednesday, October 2nd

Husband: (Scrolling through the list of Midsommer Murders episodes) We haven't seen this one yet.
Me: We have seen ALL of them.
Husband: I mean we haven't RE-seen this one yet.
Me: We have this exact same conversation every time.
Husband: We are getting predictable and boring. Well, some of us are.
Me: I'm getting there..