Husband: (Poking his head inside my office door) Do you know you have something in the microwave?
Me: Yes...
Husband: Oh I thought you might have forgot. I heard the ding just as I was waking up.
Me: I just lately remembered I hadn't eaten lunch and I'm hungry
Husband: Then you should eat something
Me: That's why there is something in the microwave...
Husband: *Loud laughter*
