Sunday, September 14th

Me: It was crispy this morning but now it's really warm.
Husband: It was crispy but I wouldn't say it's really warm now.
Me: It was crispy this morning but now it's really warm.
Husband: It's warmer but it's not really warm.
Me: It was crispy this morning but now it's really warm.
Husband: Not to beat a dead horse, it was crispy this morning and now it's really warm.
Me: Aha - see, you agree with me!

Monday, September 1st

Husband: I'm hungry and there is nothing to snack on.
Me: Have that last ice cream sandwich. I'm a little hungry too.
Husband: Maybe we should eat early today. I could call for a pizza now and we could eat at 5:30.
Me: Dinner at 5:30? What are we - farmers?