Friday, January 17th

(Husband puts a can of coke on the table and 2 empty coke boxes, which he proceeds to breakdown to go into the recycle pile)

Me: Whoa, you finished two packs of coke at the same time?
Husband: I plan it that way - I alternate between the two boxes. When I take out a can and have two left, I put two of the cans on the shelf, take out the empty boxes and put two new ones in. This way I re-stock the fridge less often and I still have 2 cold cans while the new batch is chilling.
Me: And I thought I was super organized and a little OCD.
Husband: You're not the only one - I have my methods.
Me: You know, it's a good thing we're married to each other because we would drive other people crazy!

Thursday, Janaury 16th

Me: I'm out of sorts..
Husband: I know that feeling.
Me: Could you do me a favor?
Husband: Sure, anything I can...
Me: Could you go out and get me some sorts?
Husband: Sure - What color would you like?
Me: Blue
Husband: Blue? Those are hard to come by.
Me: Okay, then purple. No, wait - Yellow! Yellow sorts, please.

Saturday, January 4th 2014

Me: (opening mail) Ah, here's the new car insurance policy.
Husband: (Flipping through the policy)  We're not covered for loss due to: radioactive contamination; discharge of any nuclear weapon (even if accidental); war (declared or undeclared); civil war; insurrection; or rebellion or revolution. What kind of crap policy is this?
Me: *Hysterical choking laughter*