Friday, November 22nd

Me: This movie is not funny - not amusing at all.
Husband: Do you want me to kill it?
Me: No, you watch it - I'll go do something else.
Husband: No, no - I'll kill it. Is there something else you want to watch?
Me: There is nothing I want to watch. Enjoy the movie. Why do you feel that we have to like all the same things, or watch all the same shows?
Husband: Sometimes I think you get annoyed because I am monopolizing the television. Are you sure...
Me: Don't say it! There is nothing I want to watch, including this movie. I don't care if you watch tv 24 hours a day. Just don't make me watch it...
Husband: But...

Tuesday, November 19th

Husband: I just checked - again. We have 160 trash bags. I knew we had some but I just couldn't remember how many. Good thing we didn't buy any today even if they were on sale.
Me: I didn't know if we had any at all.
Husband: But I checked yesterday when you mentioned the sale. You get old, the memory goes. Except you - you don't get old.
Me: Oh really...
Husband: Yes, and I remember how old you are - You're 7.
Me: No, No, No - I am 6!  6 not  7...6!
Husband: See...

Friday, November 8th

Me: Would you do me a favor and put the towels away?
Husband: Sure, I can do that
Me: You don't have to do mine, I can do them.
Husband: I'll put yours away - because I'm a nice person. Not as nice as you of course.
Me: Few people are...
Husband: *Laughter* So true...