Husband: I just checked - again. We have 160 trash bags. I knew we had some but I just couldn't remember how many. Good thing we didn't buy any today even if they were on sale.
Me: I didn't know if we had any at all.
Husband: But I checked yesterday when you mentioned the sale. You get old, the memory goes. Except you - you don't get old.
Me: Oh really...
Husband: Yes, and I remember how old you are - You're 7.
Me: No, No, No - I am 6! 6 not 7...6!
Husband: See...
