Thursday, February 13th

Me: Here, give me that, I'll get rid of it.
Husband: I'll do it..
Me: I'm already up - just give it..
Husband: You're a sweetie-pie.
Me: Yup, that's me - a total sweetie-pie. Fat lot of good that has ever done me.
Husband: Are you saying sweetie-pies finish last?
Me: Not even in the running..

Wednesday, February 12th

Me: Do you have whipped cream?
Husband: I always keep a stock in the fridge - Why?
Me: I'm going to make lemon bars this afternoon and I know you like to ruin them with whipped cream.
Husband: Lemon bars - mmmm.
Me: Yes, my fabulous lemon bars which you can't seem to enjoy without burying them in whipped cream.
Husband: But everything tastes better with whipped cream...
Me: *eye roll*