Me: Do I want tea or coffee?
Husband: Are you asking me?
Me: Yes - Do I want tea or coffee?
Husband: Tea.
Me: Are you sure?
Husband: Yes - tea.
Me: I think I'll have coffee.
Husband: *laughing* If you say so...
Me: (spouting a breathless, long, convoluted explanation about information I found on Ancestry about the maternal side of my family) But you know what really annoys the living hell out of me?
Husband: Everything?
Me: (eye roll, teeth-sucking) Very funny.
Husband: Hey, every once in a while I get in a good one!
Husband: I'm going to take a couple of your donuts. (Puts 3 donuts on the table)
Me: That isn't 'a couple'..
Husband: Okay, then I am going to take a few.
Me: Thank you!
