Sunday, January 17th

Husband: Will you bring me a cigarette and the ashtray - like a loving wife?
Me: You mean like an indentured servant!
Husband: Or as you say - make the little Italian kid do it.

Thursday, January 7th 2016

*Riding in the car-car, bopping in my seat, singing along to 'You Can Call Me Al'*
Me: We need a convertible.
Husband: Why?
Me: So we can blast the music and wave our arms around.
Husband: It's raining.
Me: No it's not - it's just sorta misting.
Husband: It's raining.
Me: Have you never riden in a convertible with the top down in the rain?
Husband: Nooo
Me: What have you done with your life?