Me: Maybe you should order the pizza now - it's raining, they'll be busy.
Husband: I was thinking the same thing. The usual?
Me: No, what we had the last time.
Husband: Do you remember what that was?
Me: I think it was mushroom and sausage. Do you remember how to get the number from stored numbers in the phone?
Husband: No - but I have the number memorized!
Monday, November 14th
Me: I'm so proud of myself.
Husband: Whyyyyy?
Me: I've learned to get to sleep in spite of all your snoring, snorting and ugly mouth-breathing noises.
Husband: So that means you can get used to any thing?
Me: I guess - but in the 15 or 20 minutes it takes me to nod off I still want to shoot you.
Husband: If there were something I could do about it I would.
Me: Well there is a solution but you wouldn't like it.
Husband: What?
Me: One of those c-pap machines.
Husband: Don't they make noise?
Me: I don't know but I do know they are uncomfortable.
Husband: ---
Me: It's a good thing we don't have guns in the house because I would put a bullet through your brain.
Husband: ::laughs::
Husband: Whyyyyy?
Me: I've learned to get to sleep in spite of all your snoring, snorting and ugly mouth-breathing noises.
Husband: So that means you can get used to any thing?
Me: I guess - but in the 15 or 20 minutes it takes me to nod off I still want to shoot you.
Husband: If there were something I could do about it I would.
Me: Well there is a solution but you wouldn't like it.
Husband: What?
Me: One of those c-pap machines.
Husband: Don't they make noise?
Me: I don't know but I do know they are uncomfortable.
Husband: ---
Me: It's a good thing we don't have guns in the house because I would put a bullet through your brain.
Husband: ::laughs::
Tuesday, November 8th
We have coffee every day around 4:30 pm.
Husband: I poured the coffee...
Me: I'll be right down.
Me: What are you doing? Making a sandwich? We're going to be having a big dinner.
Husband: It's a small sandwich. I was in the mood for peanut butter and mayonnaise.
Me: That's disgusting.
Husband: I was trying to get it made before you came down.
Me: That is nasty.
Husband: No, it's a gourmet delight!
Me: That's just plain nasty...
Husband: I poured the coffee...
Me: I'll be right down.
Me: What are you doing? Making a sandwich? We're going to be having a big dinner.
Husband: It's a small sandwich. I was in the mood for peanut butter and mayonnaise.
Me: That's disgusting.
Husband: I was trying to get it made before you came down.
Me: That is nasty.
Husband: No, it's a gourmet delight!
Me: That's just plain nasty...
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