Saturday, June 14th

Me: Where's BB?
Husband: On my desk chair
Me: How long has he been there?
Husband: Since this morning - when I moved him out of my chair so I could take a nap.
Me: That's what - 6 hours? Hey, BB - Bee, Bee...
Husband: No answer?
Me: Nope, not a twitch
Husband: He is off in his own little BB world
Me: I wonder what that looks like...

Tuesday, June 3rd

(I'm cleaning up the kitchen, loading things into the dishwasher)
Husband: Wait a minute, you forgot this glass.
Me: No I didn't. I know it's there, I'm not finished yet.
Husband: Oh I thought you were finished and forgot it.
Me: There you go - jumping to conclusions.
Husband: I do that a lot it seems.
Me: That's how you get all your exercise.