(I'm cleaning up the kitchen, loading things into the dishwasher)
Husband: Wait a minute, you forgot this glass.
Me: No I didn't. I know it's there, I'm not finished yet.
Husband: Oh I thought you were finished and forgot it.
Me: There you go - jumping to conclusions.
Husband: I do that a lot it seems.
Me: That's how you get all your exercise.
