Me: Do you have whipped cream?
Husband: I always keep a stock in the fridge - Why?
Me: I'm going to make lemon bars this afternoon and I know you like to ruin them with whipped cream.
Husband: Lemon bars - mmmm.
Me: Yes, my fabulous lemon bars which you can't seem to enjoy without burying them in whipped cream.
Husband: But everything tastes better with whipped cream...
Me: *eye roll*
