(Husband has just come in from running an errand...)
Me: Is that a moving truck outside?
Husband: Yup..
Me: Are they moving in or out?
Husband: In..
Me: Do they have nice stuff?
Husband: No - it all looks like junk. Maybe it's how it's wrapped.
Me: So no nice things...
Husband: *making a disgusted face* Looks like real junk to me.