Friday, May 8th

Husband: There's something I'd like you to research for me.
Me: Okay- what?
Husband: I saw it on television...
Me: Okaay - what?
Husband: It's a small vacuum cleaner that works on real batteries, like the ones on power tools.  It might be better than ones we have.
Me: Okay - I'll check it out.
Husband: I think it's by Hoover but I want to see what the reviews are. It might suck.
Me: But honey, it's a vacuum cleaner - isn't it supposed to suck?
Husband: Very funny....