Husband: Well another shirt hits the dust.
Me: What happened?
Husband: I scratched my arm and it bled through my shirt.
Me: Well just wash the spot with cold water.
(Husband takes shirt off, I soak and swab the blood stains with cold water)
Me: See - the blood was fresh and now it's all gone. Cold water, or club soda - stains gone.
Husband: How do you know that?
Me: How do you NOT know that?
Husband: I never read Hints from Heloise.
Me: And you've forgotten that I've been cooking, cleaning, washing, ironing, changing diapers, gardening, house painting and all that other stuff since I was 7.
