Me: What are you going to have for dinner? Can I make anything for you?
Husband: You're not eating?
Me: God, no! The egg and toast I had for lunch hasn't made me sick yet so maybe I'll have the same for dinner or maybe just stick with the pudding. Help yourself to as much pudding as you want!
Husband: Nah, I'm all out of whipped cream.
Me: You can't eat pudding without whipped cream?
Husband: No - I have 2 rules - if it's dessert, you put whipped cream on it; if it's any other kind of food, you put cheese on it. That's it - those are the rules.
Me: *eye roll*
