Husband: I must look like a really old man.
Me: Why do you say that?
Husband: Today on the Metro a young woman got up and offered me her seat. She stood up and waved me into the seat. It wasn't her stop; she wasn't getting off.
Me: Did you take the seat?
Husband: Oh yeah.
Me: Did you eat breakfast this morning?
Husband: I just had a protein bar.
Me: No wonder she offered her seat. You probably looked pale and wobbly. A protein bar isn't enough in the morning, you know that. She was probably afraid you were going to fall on her!
