Me: Where's your cane?
Husband: Over there..
Me: Where you are not. I hope the chair finds the cane useful.
(Leans to the side and stretches to just barely snag the cane)
Husband: See? Just a stretch away...
Me: And one little wobble, one little tiddley and over you go...
Husband: I think I'll go take that nap now..
Me: I think I'll start researching nursing homes...