Me: Come and look at this (holding open the door to the kitchen cabinet that contains our canned goods and stuff like that)
Husband: What is that? The catsup we just bought?
Me: No, look again. I swear I have never seen this before.
Husband: You mean we had a bottle of Trader Joe catsup all this time? Don't blame me about not noticing it, I never go in that cabinet.
Me: It was not here before. We've gone 3 weeks without catsup 'cause Trader Joe's was out the last time we were there. Today we buy some junky catsup and bingo - the good catsup shows up. Right there - front and center. It's the cat food thing all over again, in reverse.
Husband: (dead serious) There is something weird going on in this place and I don't like it.
