Husband: New Year's eve - 2015 already.
Me: Yup, April is our 25th wedding anniversary.
Husband: (truly surprised) Really? 25 years? It doesn't feel that long.
Me: Yup, we got married in April 1990.
Husband: We are old! Are we doing anything?
Me: Not unless you have something planned. I think we both deserve medals.
Husband: You deserve one more than me.
Me: No, honey You deserve one more than me. I get on my own nerves so I can just imagine the effect I have on other people!
