Me: I made the appointments at the eye doctor. Is tomorrow soon enough for you?
Husband: Tomorrow is fine. *long pause* What day is today?
Me: Today is Tuesday, tomorrow is Wednesday.
Husband: For some reason it feels like a weekend day. When you said the appointment is tomorrow I thought it was odd that they would be open on a Sunday.
Me: Every day feels like a weekend day...
Husband: You're right, it does - we must be getting old.
Me: No, we need to get out more!
